Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

TEN Things that irratate and annoy me

 1.People telling me what I should be doing and how to do it.

2.Background music on blogs, as I often try to go on blogger at night when little kids are in bed and the music spooks me out and make me jump out of my skin.  As its unexpected.

 3. When I'm listening to music and some one turns it down.

4. High pitched whistling.  It just grates against my nerves.

5. People messing up a room I've just tidied .

6. Crummy lyrics in songs. Like if its baout icecream its just like 'I love my icecream its so great , gonna eat it tonight on a date . With the girl of my life. Nanananana! Ohhhhhhh Yeah!"   Awful!!!!!!! And I just made that up.   

7.   Picture books that are supoosed to be read to little kids to teach them basic things which shouldn't be a book, like how to go to the toilet. Gosh! How dumb are some people! Its ina little room and when you need to go you go! Simple!!!  Kids aren't dumb!

8.Peopel wearing mismatched clothes, or clothes that just make them look frumpy. I just want to grab them and give them a free make over .  That would be nice wouldn't it?

9. When I wake up and Julia Gillard is Prime Minister. Gosh! Can't wait till shes kicked out in the next election. What a happy day that will be! :D    

10. People who dislike chips. I love chips! Must be my British heritage. But, who couldn't like these?

TTFN

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Because: Laughter makes the world go round!

We all need to laugh and so , Being the caring person I am I thought of you lovelies who read my blog.  You should enjoy this little snippet of humour. You'll probably enjoy it more with another person to laugh with. Trust me I know, you're with these people and someone tells a joke and only one of you finds it hysterical.  All those involved turn into laughatics (laughatic: one who laughs a lot about anything amusing)  Any-who here it is!!!!!!  Enjoy!

                                             STAR WARS : In 60 seconds.

I was looking for The Lord of the Rings in 60 seconds, but couldn't find it. :(

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

This is amusing ( well for me it is :D )

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, ‘Sir, have you been drinking?’
‘Just water,’ says the priest.
The trooper says, ‘Then why do I smell wine?’
The priest looks at the bottle and says, ‘Good Lord! He’s done it again!’

TTFN

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

47 Useless Facts.

I found this while looking  at  Autumn's  friend Kala's  blog. And I just had to share!!!!!!!!!
 Most people who know me know I adore randomly useless facts. I find out a new one and just have to share it!!!!! This was  so me how could I not share it?!?!  




1*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.

2*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.  ( Interesting indeed.)

3*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.

4*Like fingerprints, everyones tongue print is different.  ( So if i out ink on my tongue will i see my print? Not so very keen to try this with ink)

5*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people  ( What about ambidextrous?)

6*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day  ( Yikes! That's a lot ! )

7*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum

8*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

9*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

10*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.  (Slime drink!)

11*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.  ( I love Donald duck!)

12*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

13*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

14*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."  ( I personally thought it was an old English word that he just popularised)

15*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.  ( Who knew right?)

16*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.

17*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. ( Wowsers! )

18*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

19*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.

20*Most toilets flush in E-flat. ( Killed myself laughing over this one. )

21*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.


22*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. (Cleaver)

23*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator. ( So few?)

24*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

25*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."


26*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.

27*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.  (Yuck!!!!!!)

28*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white. ( I so want to try this)

29*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.

30*Children grow faster in the spring.

31*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime. ( So little?)

32*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas. ( Thank goodness I haven't eaten any)

33*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.

34*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.

35*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants bottom.

36*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.

37*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. ( Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! That is unusual to hear)

38*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

39*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. ( Okay gross)

40*Red is the most commonly colored vehicle involved in accidents each year.

41*The swastika was originally a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today. ( I was sure it was a Hindu symbol)


42*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. ( No kidding?!?!?!!!)

43*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."  ( Hmmmm, I can believe  'bump' but I believed 'assaination' came from a Turkish word  like it. HmmmI just don't quite believe that)

44*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. (really ? I must check this out)

45*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. ( Now that is interesting!)

46*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.  ( Wow!!!!)

47*Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes   ( I assume  it means on one foot she had 6 giving her a total of 11 toes in all)

TTFN

Sunday, May 15, 2011

For your Enjoyment.........

 I found his online and just had to share!!!!!!!!! 
For this picture Prince Charming's coat has been coloured.
In the movie its a creamy silver colour, not red.   
Anyway...... enjoy this randomly insanely cool picture.


TTFN

Sunday, April 17, 2011

THIS IS SUPER COOL !!!!!!!!

I just found this here!!!!!!!!! You have sooooooo got to watch it ! Its AWESOME!!!!!!!


               

I L<3 VE it! Don't you?

TTFN
 

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

A Joke

 I was told this joke years ago. I could never remember all of it , a great pity as I found it very funny. Anyway I found it on Laura's blog and decided to repost it on my blog.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
 Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. 
 
 
 
In order to keep the bank from
repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her
sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's
ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. 
 
 
 
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. 
 
 
 
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. 
 
 
 
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. 
 
 
 
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that
he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word. 
 
 
 
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she
nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How
is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's
blonde. The word is big. 
 
 
 
She'll read it very slowly...
'com-for-da-bul.'




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